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网络释义：这个我就不说了(Fuck my life)；文；柔性制造线(Flexible Manufacturing Line)

网络释义

abbr.1.formal

1.这个我就不说了(Fuck my life) (ironic 反语) (fml 文) (arch or joc 古或谑) ...

3.柔性制造线(Flexible Manufacturing Line)同问柔性制造线(FML)、柔性制造系统(FMS)、柔性制造单元(FMC）、柔性装配线(FAL）、计算机集成制造系统（CIMS 2010-1…

1.Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML.今天，我接到男朋友的电话。不是他打来的。是他老婆，问我怎么有她老公的电话。FML。

2.Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML.今天我在儿童看护中心上班，对一个两岁的孩子说不要乱丢东西。他把一只小桶扔在我脑门上。FML。

3.Today, I learned that while my mom was pregnant with me, she craved cigarettes so much that she named me Nicky after "nicotine. " FML.今天，我才知道老妈怀着我的时候，因为太想抽烟，所以以“尼古丁”来给我命名为尼基。

4.Today, I woke up to the sun shining, the birds singing, and an eviction notice. FML.今天我醒来，看见阳光明媚，百鸟欢唱，以及一张退房通知单。FML。

5.Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? Were lesbians. FML.今天，我得知我的女朋友有身了。于是我决议和她分手。你问为啥子？因为咱们是百合。FML。

6.Today, on an incredibly hot day, my flip flop broke, leaving me to walk barefoot on the hot asphalt for a mile and a half to my car. FML.今天天气死热，我的拖鞋坏了，害得我在滚烫的柏油路上光脚走了一英里半才上了我的车。FML。

7.Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has no intentions of staying with me when he goes off to college. He never has. FML.今天我发现男朋友去上学的时候从来不会想我。哦，他从来没有想过我。FML。

8.Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML.今天，我看到一个减肥广告，上面有“减肥前”和“减肥后”的效果对比。我好希望我看起来能起码像那个“减肥前”啊。FML。

9.Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML.今天我醒来时发现睡在朋友家里，旁边还有一堆人，我原来长到腰的头发被剪得乱糟糟地丢在枕头上。FML。

10.Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML.今天我发现我跟卖酒商店的收银员已经熟到可以互相直呼名字了。我才搬到这镇子一个礼拜啊喂。FML。